Sunday, 31 August 2014

Sex According to Pisces

PISCES, THE FISH (February 19 - March 20)



Ruler: Neptune & Jupiter

Element: Water

Character: Emotional, Sensitive, Escapist, Dreamy, Artistic, Gullible.

Energy: Medium

Libido: Medium

Sex style: Pisces makes obedient little sex slaves who will please you unconditionally. Pisces is easily seduced and offers little resistance to temptation. They can be led astray into promiscuity and all sorts of perversions. As a rule of thumb, they are good in bed.  This is because they can read instinctively what their partner wants (like a psychic) and projects these fantasies on themselves. They will let you dominate them in bed. Scorpios make the best sex partners for Pisces. Escapists by nature, the Pisces may enhance their erotic experience with drugs and booze. Alcoholism is a bad habit of Pisces, and needs to be watched out for. They may fall into drinking and narcotics in order to escape from the drudgery of life. Reality is often a disappointment for Pisces. They live in their own worlds. As such, they are especially good at role-playing in bed, especially exploitative roles like a rape victim. Pisces is a born actor / actress. Many legendary sex sirens (Marilyn Monroe, Elizabeth Taylor, etc) have strong Pisces or Neptunian emphasis in their natal charts and they can easily project other people’s sex fantasies onto themselves.  

Sexual fantasy: Masochism. Role-play. To be exploited shamelessly.

Romance: Pisces is the most romantic sign of all. The Fish eats, sleeps, breathes romance. They leave lipstick love notes on the mirror and scatter rose petals on the bed. They love to give surprise gifts to their beloved. They buy cuddly soft toys for their partners and prepare candlelight dinners. The Pisces boyfriend is an overgrown teddy bear, while the Pisces girlfriend is a lovely angel. Romance is a form of escapism. So caught up in romance they are that they forgot reality and life. However, do not be fooled by the seemingly gentle, thoughtful Fish. Many Pisces are prone to promiscuity, and are weak to temptations. Hence, they can be unfaithful lovers because they just cannot say “no”. For example, a woman who throws herself naked to a Pisces man has a good chance of sleeping with him. Despite this weakness, Pisces is a sign that loves unconditionally. They sacrifice everything of themselves at the altar of love. As a result, they are often taken advantage of, and bullied into doing favours.


Marriage: Pisces is often married to a strong-willed, domineering sign like Scorpio, Leo, Taurus, Aries or Capricorn. They tend to attract a powerful spouse who is a bit of a dictator. The spouse will also need to balance the account book, fix the lightbulb and buy groceries as Pisces is really bad at practical stuffs. The Pisces wife dotes on her husband lovingly, although she may dissolve into tears if hurt. Crying is a hobby of Pisces. Having no weapon to defend themselves, the Fish often resorts to manipulating feelings of guilt and sympathy. The Pisces husband, while handsome and artistic, may resort to passive-aggression and emotional blackmail. Tears come readily to their eyes and the Pisces man is more in tune with his feminine side than the average guy, regardless of how macho he may appear outside. Periodically, he will need to withdraw from reality and go into hiding. When this happens, he may cut contacts with his wife and family. Do not be upset with his withdrawal, because the Pisces man just need time to chill off. He will always bounce back stronger and happier. As a parent, the Fish will beguile their children with storytelling sessions. They will instil a love for the arts and literature into the hearts of their offspring and teach them the power of the imagination.

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