Sex According to Pisces

PISCES, THE FISH (February 19 - March 20)

Ruler: Neptune & Jupiter

Element: Water

Character: Emotional, Sensitive, Escapist, Dreamy, Artistic, Gullible.

Energy: Medium

Libido: Medium

Sex style: Pisces makes obedient little sex slaves who will please you unconditionally. Pisces is easily seduced and offers little resistance to temptation. They can be led astray into promiscuity and all sorts of perversions. As a rule of thumb, they are good in bed.  This is because they can read instinctively what their partner wants (like a psychic) and projects these fantasies on themselves. They will let you dominate them in bed. Scorpios make the best sex partners for Pisces. Escapists by nature, the Pisces may enhance their erotic experience with drugs and booze. Alcoholism is a bad habit of Pisces, and needs to be watched out for. They may fall into drinking and narcotics in order to escape from the drudgery of life. Reality is often a disappointment for Pisces. They live in their own worlds. As such, they are especially good at role-playing in bed, especially exploitative roles like a rape victim. Pisces is a born actor / actress. Many legendary sex sirens (Marilyn Monroe, Elizabeth Taylor, etc) have strong Pisces or Neptunian emphasis in their natal charts and they can easily project other people’s sex fantasies onto themselves.  

Sexual fantasy: Masochism. Role-play. To be exploited shamelessly.

Romance: Pisces is the most romantic sign of all. The Fish eats, sleeps, breathes romance. They leave lipstick love notes on the mirror and scatter rose petals on the bed. They love to give surprise gifts to their beloved. They buy cuddly soft toys for their partners and prepare candlelight dinners. The Pisces boyfriend is an overgrown teddy bear, while the Pisces girlfriend is a lovely angel. Romance is a form of escapism. So caught up in romance they are that they forgot reality and life. However, do not be fooled by the seemingly gentle, thoughtful Fish. Many Pisces are prone to promiscuity, and are weak to temptations. Hence, they can be unfaithful lovers because they just cannot say “no”. For example, a woman who throws herself naked to a Pisces man has a good chance of sleeping with him. Despite this weakness, Pisces is a sign that loves unconditionally. They sacrifice everything of themselves at the altar of love. As a result, they are often taken advantage of, and bullied into doing favours.

Marriage: Pisces is often married to a strong-willed, domineering sign like Scorpio, Leo, Taurus, Aries or Capricorn. They tend to attract a powerful spouse who is a bit of a dictator. The spouse will also need to balance the account book, fix the lightbulb and buy groceries as Pisces is really bad at practical stuffs. The Pisces wife dotes on her husband lovingly, although she may dissolve into tears if hurt. Crying is a hobby of Pisces. Having no weapon to defend themselves, the Fish often resorts to manipulating feelings of guilt and sympathy. The Pisces husband, while handsome and artistic, may resort to passive-aggression and emotional blackmail. Tears come readily to their eyes and the Pisces man is more in tune with his feminine side than the average guy, regardless of how macho he may appear outside. Periodically, he will need to withdraw from reality and go into hiding. When this happens, he may cut contacts with his wife and family. Do not be upset with his withdrawal, because the Pisces man just need time to chill off. He will always bounce back stronger and happier. As a parent, the Fish will beguile their children with storytelling sessions. They will instil a love for the arts and literature into the hearts of their offspring and teach them the power of the imagination.

Sex According to Aquarius

AQUARIUS, THE WATER BEARER 
(January 21 - February 18)

Ruler: Uranus & Saturn

Element: Air

Character: Intelligent, Radical, Rebellious, Eccentric, Unpredictable, Individualistic.

Energy: Medium

Libido: Medium  

Sex style: Aquarius is a weird and freaky sign. They rule the Internet and pornography. Any visual depictions of sex in the virtual realm belongs to Aquarian territory. Since the Internet is a realm where everything is possible, and anything goes, their brains are very perverted. They are intelligent folks with no limits in imagination. They are the Kings of mental masturbation. The mind is a devil’s workshop. Aquarians get turned on by ideas. When it comes to sexy time, Aquarians can be the most kinky sign in the world since they are detached from the physical act itself, being cold and objective even in the throes of passion. Their detachment from their body allows them to experiment with sex and push the boundaries beyond social rules and norms. Radical and rebellious, the Aquarian may hold some very shocking ideas about love and sex. They may insist on free love and cannot stand jealousy of any kind. 

Sexual fantasy: Internet sex, Pornography, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism.

Romance: Aquarians are prone towards friendzoning and being friendzoned in return. They are never short of friends of the opposite sex. And they enjoy keeping lots of groupies / admirers as “friends.” These are folks most likely to keep a Twitter account and post selfies to Instagram in order to be “liked” and “followed” by their friends cum fans. They share the same weaknesses as Leo, their cousins. Deep down, the Aquarian wishes to be admired by others. Friendship will slowly replace love and sex. However, Aquarius has difficulty forming close emotional bonds with anyone. As a rule, they are too independent and prefer to remain a distance from their beloved. Long-distance relationships and coveting another man’s girlfriend, is something Mr. Aquarius likes to do. Aquarius dreams of unattainable romance.  They want what they cannot have. In fact, the more unattainable the love is, the more attractive it is. That is why Aquarius rules the crazy Internet. They are as guilty as Libra in dreaming of an ideal, perfect romance which will never come true.  

Marriage: They are not at home. And they won’t be at home. Aquarians need their own space and freedom to do their own thingy.  Once a while, they may drop by the house to visit the family. They don’t like to be “suffocated” so physical distance is a must. Too much intimacy can be unbearable. They also like to tell others what to do. So you better listen, listen, and listen…. Generally, Aquarians make brilliant spouses who dance to their own tune. They have a rich social life outside the house. As parents, they are interested in educating their children’s mind. Aquarius is actively involved in charity, community work, clubs and societies (including the church) which may replace family.

Sex According to Capricorn

CAPRICORN, THE SEA GOAT (December 22 - January 20)

Ruler: Saturn

Element: Earth

Character: Dutiful, Responsible, Ambitious, Materialistic, Hardworking, Mature.

Energy: Medium

Libido: High

Sex style: Capricorns are cautious. They want control, no, they need control in sex. Therefore, the goat chooses his or her partner carefully. Although initially guarded, they will unleash their true colours in bed once their partners manage to win their trust. Capricorns have amazing stamina and can make love for hours and nights, only stopping to go to work. They are sensual beasts at heart and will reveal a hedonistic and wild side behind closed doors. Goats are, after all, the ancient sign of virility. But they are very private persons. To the outside world, they might appear serious and formal, but once behind closed doors….it’s game on! Do not be fooled by their seemingly cold look. They are pretty hardcore in bed. However, they tend to plan and organize their sexual encounters ahead, so as to leave nothing to chance. As mentioned above, they like control. This extends to fantasies of disciplining their partner in bed. The sitting sex position is quite popular with them, as it requires maximum grinding. Capricorns are grinders. They have a fetish for rubbing their organs. Some enjoy inflicting pain on others, and assume the role of dominatrix.

Sex fantasy: Dominatrix, Sadism, Master-slave, Sitting sex, Grinding, Paid sex.

Romance: They stick to traditional gender roles. Age gap is common, as Capricorns might prefer either much younger or older lovers. Some Capricorn women have father issues and are looking for a father figure in her romantic partner. Their lust for money and ambition, however, may see them going for partners who are useful, and can benefit them materially. In romance, they can be pretty business-minded for Capricorns love to plan ahead.  They might view love as a business transaction, or a quid pro quo bargain. Old-fashioned values are okay with them. They fall in love slowly, and gradually opens up to their partners once they are convinced they are in safe hands. When Capricorns are young, they might feel sexually-repressed. Once they grow older, they become more lecherous.

Marriage: Capricorns are born managers. They will manage their lives and their spouse’s live. Capricorn marriages are very lasting and durable. They tend to stick together, through thick and thin, not out of love but out of fear of material loss in the event of divorce. Property, money and status are the most important things to a Capricorn, and they will aspire for marriages that will allow them to climb the corporate ladder.  Capricorns are “users” and can be quite cold and rational about “using” their spouse. They are very objective-minded and clear-headed about what they want in a marriage, and will arrange for things to work.  Capricorn wives will try their best to ensure that their husbands achieve success. As a spouse and parent, they are responsible and reliable. A bit of a strict disciplinarian, they may set some rules in the household.

Sex According to Sagittarius

SAGITTARIUS, THE ARCHER (November 23 - December 21)

Ruler: Jupiter

Element: Fire

Character: Friendly, Adventurous, Uninhibited, Open-minded, Blunt, Insensitive.

Energy: Very high

Libido: High

Sex style: The Sagittarian love for traveling means that he is more likely to sleep with a foreigner. In fact, Sag is the sign most likely to have sex partners of foreign nationalities and exotic backgrounds. Their curious, wandering nature means they like to explore things under the sack. This leads to multiple sex partners. Sags don’t give a damn when it comes to sex. They love freedom and free love. To hell with with rules and morality. They want to be free to love whoever they want. Outdoor sex is one of their fantasies, and these are people who can do it on the roof of their cars while enjoying the chilly air. They will also do it in the middle of a forest surrounded by animals and trees. Anything exciting and thrilling will do. They are open to new experiences. Uninhibited is the right word to describe the Sag. Similar to their Gemini cousins, Sags like variety in sex and will have multiple partners throughout his or her life. They have a rich sex life. 

Sex fantasy: Outdoor sex, wild orgies, threesomes, casual buddy sex.

  

Romance: Sagittarians are party animals, like Leo. They have a deep love for partying, and can be a bit hyper if they meet the right type of friends. They value friendships a lot and will always try to befriend their romantic interests. Friendship can be used as a cover to disguise sexual feelings. If you meet a Sag girl, always start out as her friend. Then from friendship, slowly take it to the next level. A typical Sagi male will have roving eyes, and will always look at his lady “friends” over the other side of the fence. He tends to be athletic and sporty in nature. So you can always find him outdoors, engaging in sports or traveling to some faraway place.  The more intellectual Sag will try to impress his potential mate with his knowledge or accomplishments. He is prone to exaggeration, however, and his stories need to be taken with a pinch of salt. Friendship is usually their modus operanti. 

 

Marriage: Sags have a good chance at happiness in marriage, provided their spouses are not the narrow-minded type. The worst type of partner for the Sag is the one who restricts his movements or impose boundaries on his thinking. Sags hate limitations of any type. A soulmate who can travel with him and explore new things together is perfect for the Sag. The same applies to the Sagi woman, who makes a talkative wife. Being talkative, she will always advise her husband and “teach” him to do stuffs. So the spouse must not be the sensitive type, for the Sagi tongue is quite blunt and they may unknowingly offend others with their bluntness.   

Sex According to Scorpio

SCORPIO, THE SCORPION (October 24- November 22)

Ruler: Mars & Pluto

Element: Water

Character: Intense, Passionate, Jealous, Secretive, Magnetic, Possessive.

Energy: Medium

Libido: Extremely high

Sex style:  Scorpio is the ruler of sex. They are insatiable but not promiscuous. In fact, they are the most faithful sign and the least likely to stray in a relationship. However, they expect the same loyalty from their lovers. They crave dominance in the bedroom and will most likely overwhelm their partners with their intensity in lovemaking. Once in bed, Scorpios let their true colours show and their passion overflows like there’s no tomorrow. They will f*** you so hard that you will never forget it. Scorpio is all about the f***ing. They don’t even make love. They just f*** your brains out. And then claim possession over you. That’s right, you are their territory now. So don’t mess around behind their backs. Once betrayed, Scorpio will unleash their vengeance upon you. And hell hath no fury as a Scorpio scorned. They guard their lovers jealously and constantly suspect betrayal. Scorpios are obsessed in a true “Fatal Attraction” type of way. Till death do us part, indeed. Sex is a spiritual, almost cathartic experience for Scorpios. It is an outlet that brings them closer to divinity.

Sex fantasy: Sadism, Rape, Rough Sex, Taboo Sex, Prostitution.

Romance: Scorpios live for intensity, and there is nothing light or easy about their romance. They don’t flirt. They don’t cocktease. They don’t fool around. They go straight for the jugular. Romantic relationships tend to be traumatic, leaving deep wounds and has an extreme “all or nothing at all” quality to it. Love or hate can last for eternity and goes beyond death. Scorpio is a very magnetic sign and potential mates tend to find them irresistibly sexy, in a mysterious type of way. Scorpio radiates a vibe that pulls and sucks people in, like a vortex. They are predators who set the trap, let the prey bite the bait, then reel it in. In other words, they are intelligent hunters and plan ahead. They operate in secretive ways and their thought processes are unknown. They hide their secrets well, but can easily pry open their partners’ deepest, darkest secrets. 

Marriage: Scorpios often seek marriages that will benefit them, financially and socially. Due to their proud nature, marriages will often increase their social standings. However, they are fiercely protective of their family, and Scorpios make some of the best parents around, albeit the smothering type. Living with a Scorpio spouse is often an emotionally naked experience – you get to see really explosive shit from them.  They will strip your masks away and demand that you bare your soul to them. Be prepared to be dominated for all Scorpios enjoy power. They take their marriage vows very seriously, especially the “Till death do us part” section. Marriage has a chance to be either extremely happy or extremely tragic, with no in between.